![Memoirs of an Evil Vizier](/content/images/size/w750/2021/04/portraitfixed-2.jpg)
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Nov
12
![The Computer-Simulation Theory Is Silly](/content/images/size/w750/2023/11/peacock-waterclock-crop.jpg)
The Computer-Simulation Theory Is Silly
GPWoo.
8 min read
Apr
17
![Chapter XXII - Part-Time Evil Vizier](/content/images/size/w750/2023/04/slave-auction.jpg)
Chapter XXII - Part-Time Evil Vizier
When I squeezed through the dressing-room full of half-dressed blonde sex slaves I was rather too distracted to focus on my usual work.
41 min read
Feb
01
![Critique of the Mind-Body Problem](/content/images/size/w750/2023/02/apparitionmystique.jpg)
Critique of the Mind-Body Problem
It's not solvable.
13 min read
Jul
11
![Chapter XXI – Triple Vizier](/content/images/size/w750/2022/07/black-head-clean.png)
Chapter XXI – Triple Vizier
54 min read
Apr
02
![Chapter XX – A Star Is Shorn](/content/images/size/w750/2022/04/weeks-pool.jpg)
Chapter XX – A Star Is Shorn
36 min read
Apr
02
![Chapter XIX – An Incredible Calamity Almost Beyond My Considerable Ability To Initiate](/content/images/size/w750/2022/04/chandelier-2.jpg)
Chapter XIX – An Incredible Calamity Almost Beyond My Considerable Ability To Initiate
33 min read
Apr
02
![Chapter XVIII – The Five Best Places To Go Trespassing With Your Stolen Odalisque](/content/images/size/w750/2021/12/lute.jpg)
Chapter XVIII – The Five Best Places To Go Trespassing With Your Stolen Odalisque
29 min read
Nov
06
![Chapter XVII – Proven Techniques For The Door-To-Door Solicitation Of Royal Patronage](/content/images/size/w750/2021/11/letter.jpg)
Chapter XVII – Proven Techniques For The Door-To-Door Solicitation Of Royal Patronage
37 min read
Aug
28
![Chapter XVI – Mere Emira](/content/images/size/w750/2021/08/John-Frederick-Lewis-The-harem-mirror.jpg)
Chapter XVI – Mere Emira
49 min read
Aug
28
![Chapter XV – Everything You Need To Know About Planting Zombies In Your Harem Garden](/content/images/size/w750/2021/08/fountain-courtyard-odalisques-outside-garden-1.png)
Chapter XV – Everything You Need To Know About Planting Zombies In Your Harem Garden
36 min read