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Aug
28
Chapter XVI – Mere Emira
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Aug
28
Chapter XV – Everything You Need To Know About Planting Zombies In Your Harem Garden
36 min read
Aug
25
Dams Don't Work
Let's beat up some Daoists. Don't worry—they won't fight back!
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May
28
Chapter XIV – Default Contract
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Apr
23
Memoirs of an Evil Vizier
Greetings, dear reader. You know me only as a humble reseller of preowned magic carpets and purveyor of highly innovative
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Apr
23
An Introduction To My Music
Most of my compositions are intended to be experienced along with written words....
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Apr
23
Chapter XIII – Procedures of the Imperial Harem Administration
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Mar
05
Chapter XII - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part II: Riot Incitement for Fun and Profit
46 min read
Feb
16
Chapter XI - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part I: Haunting Your Local Hammam
29 min read
Feb
05
Chapter X - A Brief History of Paranormal Cosmetology
The next morning I rose very early and shook the invalid odalisque awake before I'd even finished tying my turban...
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