New and Forthcoming
May 2026
Optimalism - a rational deduction of optimal religious beliefs.
Optimalism solves many perennial philosophical problems in a single, coherent, and novel system. It will be my last non-fiction work. It ties together, expands, and completes my earlier explorations in A Pragmatical Analysis of Religious Beliefs, Critique of the Mind-Body Problem, and The Computer-Simulation Theory Is Silly.
March 2026
"The Pleasure Gap" - appendix for The Illusion of Dominance.
This added appendix is based on drafts from 2025 that I later judged worthy of inclusion.
December 2025
Minor updates to Dispelling Beauty Lies, including "The Beige Mob Cometh" and a number of smaller additions and corrections dispersed throughout the text.
November 2025
"The Queen of Chinatown" for voice and orchestra.
Orchestrated version of an earlier song presented in video format.
October 2025
The Dispelling Beauty Lies Podcast
An audio presentation of Dispelling Beauty Lies featuring my amazing co-host Carmen.
Dispelling Beauty Lies: Bonus Lookbook
A supplementary guide to underused fashions.
July 2025
How To Trick Your Girlfriend Into Being Hotter
A comic guide composed exactly as stated in the text.
May 2025
"Emergency Call, Ontario" for voice and orchestra.
New song presented in video format.
Forthcoming
I expect to publish a new novel unrelated to my Memoirs of an Evil Vizier in 2028 or so.
New songs for my Calgary project will be released sporadically in the interim.
I discuss daily and weekly progress on these and other projects in my journal.