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Apr
23
Memoirs of an Evil Vizier

Memoirs of an Evil Vizier

Translate into the Occidental Translate into the Oriental Greetings, dear readers. You know me only as a humble reseller of
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Apr
23
An Introduction To My Music

An Introduction To My Music

A I Love You is my new pop album, to be released track by track. Listen below. For periodic updates
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Apr
23
Chapter XIII – Procedures of the Imperial Harem Administration

Chapter XIII – Procedures of the Imperial Harem Administration

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Mar
05
Chapter XII - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part II:  Riot Incitement for Fun and Profit

Chapter XII - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part II: Riot Incitement for Fun and Profit

45 min read
Feb
16
Chapter XI - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part I: Haunting Your Local Hammam

Chapter XI - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part I: Haunting Your Local Hammam

29 min read
Feb
05
Chapter X - A Brief History of Paranormal Cosmetology

Chapter X - A Brief History of Paranormal Cosmetology

The next morning I rose very early and shook the invalid odalisque awake before I'd even finished tying my turban...
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Dec
15
Chapter IX - Alternative Medicine

Chapter IX - Alternative Medicine

Whether you're a pirate or a pasha, or just a humble slave trader and aspiring evil vizier, when you see a zombie odalisque clawing at your window, your first impulse is...
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Nov
20
Chapter VIII - Odalisque Autopsy

Chapter VIII - Odalisque Autopsy

The first thing we heard was a dying woman’s scream. To be greeted thus when approaching a medical practice is, in conventional circumstances, a very poor sign indeed.
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Oct
27
Chapter VII - Slaver on Holiday

Chapter VII - Slaver on Holiday

I woke to a fine, bright morning, and lingered in bed watching sunlight filter through my thin curtains, contemplating the beautiful rugs on my walls, and idly plotting to win the sultan's confidence, become his evil vizier, and gain de facto control of his almost endless empire.
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Sep
18
Chapter VI - How to Recover an Escaped Sex Slave Whose Shopping Adventure Is Much Longer than Practically Necessary

Chapter VI - How to Recover an Escaped Sex Slave Whose Shopping Adventure Is Much Longer than Practically Necessary

I searched everywhere: behind the bags of couscous and neatly hung tools of torture in my closet, under the elaborately decorated cushions of my sales reception room . . .
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