Memoirs of an Evil Vizier, Volume I: The Tale of the Cursed Wig

Aug
28
Chapter XVI  – Mere Emira

Chapter XVI – Mere Emira

50 min read
Aug
28
Chapter XV – Everything You Need To Know About Planting Zombies In Your Harem Garden

Chapter XV – Everything You Need To Know About Planting Zombies In Your Harem Garden

36 min read
May
28
Chapter XIV – Default Contract

Chapter XIV – Default Contract

37 min read
Apr
23
Chapter XIII – Procedures of the Imperial Harem Administration

Chapter XIII – Procedures of the Imperial Harem Administration

42 min read
Mar
05
Chapter XII - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part II:  Riot Incitement for Fun and Profit

Chapter XII - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part II: Riot Incitement for Fun and Profit

46 min read
Feb
16
Chapter XI - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part I: Haunting Your Local Hammam

Chapter XI - How to Simulate a Small Zombie Apocalypse, Part I: Haunting Your Local Hammam

29 min read
Feb
05
Chapter X - A Brief History of Paranormal Cosmetology

Chapter X - A Brief History of Paranormal Cosmetology

The next morning I rose very early and shook the invalid odalisque awake before I'd even finished tying my turban...
28 min read
Dec
15
Chapter IX - Alternative Medicine

Chapter IX - Alternative Medicine

Whether you're a pirate or a pasha, or just a humble slave trader and aspiring evil vizier, when you see a zombie odalisque clawing at your window, your first impulse is...
38 min read
Nov
20
Chapter VIII - Odalisque Autopsy

Chapter VIII - Odalisque Autopsy

The first thing we heard was a dying woman’s scream. To be greeted thus when approaching a medical practice is, in conventional circumstances, a very poor sign indeed.
39 min read
Oct
27
Chapter VII - Slaver on Holiday

Chapter VII - Slaver on Holiday

I woke to a fine, bright morning, and lingered in bed watching sunlight filter through my thin curtains, contemplating the beautiful rugs on my walls, and idly plotting to win the sultan's confidence, become his evil vizier, and gain de facto control of his almost endless empire.
31 min read